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Yessssss. Blog post time… *watches downloader* oh, yeah, blog post.


Respec Druid, Shaman, Death Knight, Priest, Warlock, Hunter. Check other realms, respec paladin.


Druid: Feral/90%sure Resto. Although, I might just leave it blank or not log back on to my druid. She’s logged in Tree form, dancing with her tedrassil sproutling. Oh, who am I kidding, I love my druid, and I love healing and faceripping. Feral/Resto she is!

I’m going with this for feral and this for resto. Feral is focused more on leveling, while resto is still orientated towards healing groups, still. I’m going to grab furor as I level her in cata in resto– who could pass up 15% more mana?


Shaman: Resto/Something. Ehn has WOLVES. *cough* And she’s lost riptide to my great annoyance, because I was loving having a HoT to use on her.


Death Knight: Blood. She’s my RP char, and although I’ve moved a bit away from her blood-hysteria rage, I’ve been building towards having her get a bit more violent again, because frost and unholy is something the other 2 people are, and we don’t really WANT to switch. I love rune tap too much to give it up like that.


Priest: Lvl 8(or)13. PEW PEW LAZERS! I made the mistake of putting point in holy on my lvl 13 priest, but now she’s going to have lazers, and so will my lvl 8 priest when she gets to 10. Although furbolgs just LOVE to eat her.


Warlock: Always been a demonologist on her, and she’s staying that way. Felguard!


Hunter: Beast Mastery! MY hunter has always been BM and she’ll always be BM.


Paladin: Gosh, I think I have a paladin I’m not really sure, but she’s going to go healer or tank. Healer… and I’d have one alt of every healer… tank.. and I’d have a tank. I’ll think about it.


Everyone: Have fun with patch 4.01, but remember to mourn the trees!


Shaman Leveling Part 1

I have a concussion….so this really isn’t finished. Therefore, it is part 1!

Shaman leveling.

If you’re not Restoration, I really don’t know what you do.

But as a restoration shaman, I made it to level 34, around, before the dungeon finder came out. If you make through Stranglethorn Vale on any character, you know you probably stick with them, by the way.

If you’re leveling as a restoration shaman, then you’re probably leveling through the dungeon finder. You’re going to need to know the basic spells and when to use them.


Let’s say you have the fire and earth totems. After all, the earliest you can use the dungeon finder is 15, and by then, that’s all you have. What should you use? If you want to be more defensive and reduce the amount of heals you will need to use, then you should drop a Stoneskin totem and a Searing totem.

You have: Lesser Healing Wave(LHW)

Healing Wave.  (HW)

Unless a lot of damage is being taken, then just use LHW to top everyone off. ALWAYS. If for some reason you need to heal a lot of damage and the damage coming in should be minimal, that is where you should use HW.



Always put down healing stream until you get mana spring, and then put that down unless there is a pally who will wisdom you. Keep water shield up AT ALL TIMES. It will help with chain-pulling tanks who apparently believe we can run on no mana. With Healing Stream Totem, you don’t have to heal as much because the totem will be healing it for you. Other than that, there’s no major changes or cooldowns you’ll have to juggle except for Tidal Force, the 11-point talent. It gives you crits, basically. Use it with LHW if you need big heals in not a lot of time.

I made the lol!diagram? myself.

Raid Enters Room:

Alienea: Can I have a table, Akomar?
Akomar: -sighes- Sure.

(Begins to conjure and then notices raid)

Akomar: Tsk, more people to kill us.

Alienea: Well, poot.

Alienea cackles maniacally

Alienea: We’ll just have to kill them!

Grievous: Regrettable, but necessary indeed.

Akomar: Must I spam 2 buttons again?

Grievous dies

Grievous: I’ll.. see you… again.

Akomar: Oh, how annoying.

Alienea: Grievous! No!

Alienea dies

Alienea: Curses… avenge us… Akomar….

Here is the LOL!DIAGRAM? for how to kill us.

Lol diagram!

<=D? Now let me get back to studying for finals because my 15min break is almost up.

Raid Bossness

(special abilities have been requested and have now been added)


So. This idea has been rattling around in my head. I’m going to make myself into a raid boss. One of those multiple boss fights that everyone HATES. And I’m sticking my friend’s chars in it. Health numbers were gotten by dividing up Ony’s health into 3 pieces and adjusted for squishyness. Someday Soon™ a shaman guide part 1 will come out, but until then…. >=D

Boss name: Alienea the Crazy/Grievous the Serene/Akomar the Logical

Alienea the Crazy:

Lvl ?? Druid boss.

1,626,916 health 10 man/7,437,333k 25man

1.1 million mana


Rejuvenation, ticks for 5.5k (needs to be stolen or dispelled)

Bear/Cat forms. Cannot be dispelled, will only go away after X amount of damage.

Cat::: Rip, Mangle, Faerie Fire. Rip will last for 6 seconds, Mangle for 20 and Faerie Fire for 15. They will act just like druid forms of the moves, except they will deal MOAR damage.

Bear::: Lacerate(stackable to 5, need 2 tanks to switch off because at 5 it will deal around  3,000 damage per 5.) Mangle, Maul and a 180 degree Swipe(necessitating facing me away from the raid)

Grievous the Serene:

Lvl ?? Priest boss.

4.5 million mana

1,226,000 health 10 man/4,100,132k 25man


Renew: heals for 3000-4000 per tick (10 ticks) . Needs to be dispelled/stolen.

Power Word: Shield ::Same as Priest Power Word: Shield except it will absorb up to 15k damage. Can be dispelled but not stolen.

Shadow Word: Pain ::Same as Priest one, but cast on random raid member and deals 3-4k damage per tick.

Smite: Deals 5-6k to a tank with no holy resistance.

(ohgodwhatshouldIdo-) Final Sacrifice: Acting somewhat like a paladin’s DI, this spell is activated upon death and heals the raid boss’ health back up to 90%. Grievous then DIES.

And, of course…. Mind Control! Controls a player for 15 seconds. They will attack the 10th person on the threat meters.

Akomar the Logical:

Level ?? Mage boss.

4.3 million mana

1,311,000 health 10 man/5,437,296k 25man


Arcane Explosion: This will be a channeled, non-interupptable attack that he will call out.

He will also rotate through the standard 2-button rotation that the real Akomar has showed me.

Arcane Blast-Arcane Blast-Arcane Blast- 50% chance for Arcane Blast again, if not, then Arcane Missiles.-Arcane Missiles if not already cast, and then it starts over. Non of that is disruptable.

Every 5-10 seconds, he’ll launch a glob of fire into the air. If it lands on someone, then they will gain the debuff “Dalaran Fire” and will have to run away from everyone else to stop it from spreading. Deals 5-6 k per 3seconds. You SHOULD be able to run away from it as it will be announced as a green circle on the floor.

Kill order: Grievous, Alienea, Akomar (easy) Alienea Grievous Akomar (Hard). If you leave Grievous or Alienea last, then they will get angry and rez the others. The strat for killing us will be posted later.